Deacon Bumps

noun: the bumps that are located either on the rolls or just the back of a deacon's neck

Deacon Bumps on the rear neck

by tommy01 April 19, 2009

Deacon

a wild cunt wagon

look at that deacon

by always fly and ready to die November 21, 2016

Deacon

Deacon is one of the best mates you'll get. But sometimes he can be a bit of a cunt and pisses you off. But not once will he let you down and will always be there for you. Even though he can be a bit annoyinng and stingy he's still a great mate. Somehow gets every chick ever

"Deacon bro, appreciate you geeh."
"Oi Deacon, take a drag"

by eshdogz July 29, 2019

Deacon

Is athletic and is a good friend.

He acts like deacon.

by Snap circuits May 18, 2019

John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage

Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!

by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

Deacon

Fat ugly child, shit at league and everything else he does. Smells like i goomba and loves to pound his hairy chest. He loves sitting in the back of the class pocket wank to teachers.

Deacon a guy who is fat as fuck

by BLACKBOBI February 18, 2019

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018