DD

Acronym for Drunk Dialing.

Drunkard(to friends): Im bout to call up that bitch...
Friends of Drunkard : Hahaha he's about to fuckin DD.

Victim : Hello, thank you for calling, how may i help you?
Drunkard: You're a bitch and i never fuckin loved you!!!
Victim : Uhhh Sir? Can i help you?
Drunkard: NO! DONT FUCKIN TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME!!!

...(and so on until the drunkard makes an ass of himself more so than he already is.)

by Malcolm Malaowala April 21, 2006

DD

"Direct Damage" spells in fantasy computer games, esp MMORPGs.

When blasting orcs, I prefer DD to DOT.

by Vuelhering March 28, 2005

DDS

doo soo stainz

That girl has dds on her butt
Ew she musty

by Michi&em March 9, 2021

DDS

Dis Dick Shake

Pops performed DDS on Guys night

by G6Saitin August 1, 2021

DDS

Generic term for idiots in Philippines. Originally a term for fanatic supporters of a troll politician.

Don't mind them, they're dds.

by nanquarles February 5, 2021

DDS

Duterte Dumb Squad

DDS members declared that U. S. is an American puppet.

by Cesar H. February 4, 2021

DDS

Duterte's Dick Suckers

1) Has no brain and loves to suck Digong's dick.

2) Has zero degree, high school drop out and usually depends on their equally stupid parents for a living.

3) Owns nothing but their undergarments, but believes that Philippines is rich.

4) Mentally unstable, needs Dolomite Beach to get better.

5) Has no future.

My friend is a DDS, that's why her family is suffering now.

by udictionarybymarcostrolls November 4, 2021