hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

Tony Danza

Another term for "Donkey Punch"
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"

Shut up before i Tony Danza ur ass.

by ClayOsgood July 31, 2006

Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a girl from behind, then you slip it in the two-hole. When she turns around with the attempt to chastise you for having the audacity to slip it in the other hole, you yell out "Who's the boss???"

While I was doggy-styling this chick last night, I could barely feel anything so I gave her a Tony Danza and suddenly it felt a lot better. She didn't like it so much though, but hey, who's the boss????

by gdcis4me May 16, 2006

The Tony Danza

When you smack a girl in the face after you cum in her mouth and show her "Who's The Boss"

Give her the Tony Danza.

by billyshears21 January 13, 2009

Tony Danza

The man with the plan.

Ted: Fuck dude, did you just see that guy? He was Tony Danza!

Ted's Brother: Fuck no I didn't see that lame ass shit; I was busy fucking your mom in the ass!

Ted: But we're brothers!!!

Ted's Brother: JDNdkfjhDH!!!!!!

by Empyrean Deft February 26, 2008

Tony Danza

1.The man that keeps me from sleeping at night...
2.A person or animal that feels a need to inappropiately touch and/or fondle a small child or rodent to death.
3. The anti-Christ

1. I can only think of his abnormally large, oddly shaped penis as I stare at the blank wall.
2. Get your Danza-hands off my baby you friggin Tony Danza!!!
3. That cult over there worships Tony Danza...they also have giant orgies with Michael Bolton and his Bolton-mullet!!!

by Druinn May 13, 2005

Tony Danza

Giving a girl a Tony Danza is when you are having anal and you keep asking her who's the boss? and she will usually reply with, ohh fuck you are!, and then you pull it out, slap her in the face with it, and say NO! Tony Danza is the boss. Then return to anal sex

I gave that bitch a Tony Danza and she went nuts!

by Jables Dufazz July 15, 2008