drumpf

The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.

All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..

by RealDe August 14, 2016

Drumpf

The original family name for a certain Queens-based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the 2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest loser since Alf Landon.

Herr Drumpf repeatedly encouraged his brownshirted followers to beat up protestors and journalists at his rallies, until the inevitable deaths turned the overwhelming majority of the American public decisively against him and everything he stands for.

by A. Voter August 15, 2016

Drumping

To drunkenly bump into things.

"Dude for some reason I have so many bruises from that party last night."
"That's because you were drumping into everything."

by bbrein March 14, 2014

Drump

manipulating a female to engage in sex for one night and never speak with her again. or to phsycially and mentally tramatize another person.

Yo man, I drump this girl last night.
Did you drump that chick yet?
Man, he just drump you!

by Mark Thomson June 27, 2006

Drump

When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.

Last night at the bar I was getting wasted with these sluts but then I got the drumps. Ruined my night.

by RadadooFor2 May 2, 2011

Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

by byscuit January 24, 2011

drumpf

A fuck who thinks he become president through empty promises and scare tactics. Modern day Hitler.

Make Donald Drumpf Again.

by Father of ed. August 15, 2016