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hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007
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texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016
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Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!
Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"
by scottdking February 10, 2017
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Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
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St. Louis Blow Dryer

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017
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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.
"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."
by Betzbaw January 15, 2024
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