dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.

I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!

by Dorito slut September 07, 2015

Doritos Holocaust

When you're all out of Doritos, it's the worst possible thing that could happen.

Nothing but empty cupboards. It's a Doritos holocaust in here.

by DOGGG November 13, 2014

Dorito Raped

The bad orangeish tan white girls get in efforts to look hot.

White Girl: Does my tan look sexy?
Guy: oh hell nah! U look dorito raped.

by Art$y Bit¢h May 31, 2016

Dorito Girl

Someone who wants to suck the Dorito dust off of someones dick. They are extremely hot and fun girls who everyone is jealous of.

Oh my god, I want to be a Dorito girl so bad.

Kyle told me that Jessica sucked his dick after he stuck in a bag of Doritos, she's such a Dorito girl.

by x_xxxx December 15, 2021

stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.

She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.

by MylesDeep August 05, 2017

Dorito whore

a person obsessed with Doritos

Me: Wow! Kirstie has eaten her third packet of Doritos and its only 2 o'clock

Other Dude: Yeah, I heard shes a Dorito whore.....

by R.McFUNNYPERSON March 20, 2011

Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014