The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
by Travis Urban October 18, 2008
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I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!
by Physically a horse June 12, 2018
Get the Kentucky Derby mug.Derived from the term "Don't Rock the Boat" (DoRB), Dorbism describes the tendency inherent in many senior managers, or those with a stake in a system, to do nothing to improve services, address problems or tackle problematic people/issues.
A reluctance to act as a positive change agent due to the perceived risk that such action will be viewed negatively by superiors or others with influence (including the press)
A reluctance to act as a positive change agent due to the perceived risk that such action will be viewed negatively by superiors or others with influence (including the press)
Despite the Government's recent cuts in funding for education, the Dorbism of university Vice Chancellors is clear from their relative silence on the matter.
My boss is proving to be rather dorbist on the matter of recent staff redundancies
My boss is proving to be rather dorbist on the matter of recent staff redundancies
by DesignThinking October 15, 2010
Get the Dorbism mug.A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.
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