doops

somebody who is a complete and utter idiot, and is somewhat retarded in many ways

plural: doopie

oi john, why be a fucking doops all your life and pass me the ketchup

golly gosh, why do u always have to be such a doops martha

mary ann kimberland called ross springfield a doopie for stealing her egg roll

by John_28 July 12, 2007

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An onomatopoeia for a sound made with the mouth that is usually associated with walking; is a close relative of derdeder but connotates more positive things than its derp cousin. Spongebob coined a similiar phrase when he first stepped on the beach

"I'm going out for a walk doop de doop see ya later"

by existentnon December 28, 2011

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The opposite of a cornshark. Also referred to as mudbutt. Usually comes as a result of swampass from a hot day or not changing your underwear for an extended period of shits. Never poop your pants if you anticipate it being a doop because it will run down ur ass and if ur a guy it will latch onto your leg hair creating a crusty shitprint on your calf. Also roll over the toilet paper several times before whiping because you will end up with runny shit all over your hand and you'll likely forget to wash ur hands when you get up. 5 minutes later you'll notice you have a chunk of food stuck in your teeth and proceed to pick it out with ur doopy shit finger and taste ur own poopsoup.

The doop poop ran down my leg

by David Carpenter May 01, 2008

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To partake in smokeless tobacco while defecating.

Hey I'm going to go take a doop want to join?

by DoctorD-I-P March 03, 2011

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An adjective for weirdos and geeks, it is a saying for one who was fooled by someone else.

Barry: I thought that stripper would fuckin' fuck me, yo.
Benjamin: Lol news flash! She was totally dooping on ya. Take notes next time for Christ's sakes!
Barry: You got a notepad? Exactly, you poor asshole.
Benjamin: Shut up, assed-out stoner with daily high bills.

by aversatilefella July 05, 2013

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