A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
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Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Get the Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter mug.The Sirius-X10 Doomsday was a major event that took place in the Rex:Reincarnated community and more, it effected the entire layer of void and caused mass chaos for several minutes.
Hey dude remember the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Did you get nuked by the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Remember when Sirius-X10 nuked void layer causing the Sirius-X10 doomsday in void layer?
Did you get nuked by the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Remember when Sirius-X10 nuked void layer causing the Sirius-X10 doomsday in void layer?
by BoctheClabberGasher June 22, 2025
Get the The Sirius-X10 Doomsday mug.The most badass demon killer this side of the universe "They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done".-King Novik
The mark of the doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering. - Slayer's Testament
by doomiseternal52 February 16, 2021
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by dr_pete November 26, 2015
Get the doomsdate mug.A disgruntled and cynical person, usually a gamer roaming the forums and internet proclaiming the coming death of a certain game - usually following a controversial game update/patch.
Matt: So Dave, how do you like the new Clash of Clans update?
Dave: They really screwed over the casual player by destroying farming. I think they have about one month to fix things or all casuals will leave and the game will for sure die.
Matt: You're such a doomsayer, Dave.
Dave: They really screwed over the casual player by destroying farming. I think they have about one month to fix things or all casuals will leave and the game will for sure die.
Matt: You're such a doomsayer, Dave.
by PiggyBa April 4, 2016
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