dogmanship

The art of interaction with dogs.

"You shouldn't blow in his face, you're making him angry."
"Are you questioning my dogmanship, Sir?"

by K J Lolling October 15, 2017

Donemana Hand Job

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.

I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?

by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020

Dormando

Dormando is a very mysterious folk tale from some places in cornwall, it describes of a man only known by dormand or dormando. The various stories of this figure include him being a complete asshole for the fun of it. One being when he married a woman that loved him but he just got with her just to screw with her, a day after the marriage he dumped her on the side of the road and got with her best friend. Describing someone as a dormando is calling them a complete asshole.

person 1: Johnny just cheated on miranda
person 2: He did?
person 1: yeah and he got with her best friend too, what a dormando

by Derek Boykyert February 22, 2021

Donemana Wash

A donemana wash is an act performed by the community of donemana. This act is either performed in the sink of a bucket. They likely are either inbred or have satellite dishes for ears.

No need for a shower tonight, a donemana wash will have to do tonight.

by Anonymous Fella 132 March 2, 2022

dogmance

I romantic but non-sexual relationship with your dog. Especially older ladies with small white dogs.

It isn't that type of love. It is a dogmance.

by Everyman you know April 15, 2023

joe doman

Getting a random boner in public

"Bro, I just pulled a Joe Doman! It was so embarrassing!

by TheDick.Com May 19, 2016

Donana

A deadly , rare animal of destruction that was created by a mad scientist who decided to blend two of the worlds greatest things...bananas and dogs... and thus the donana was born.
Don't let it bite for its potassium overload attack is lethal.
Also. It feeds on caples and enjoys heavy metal

Guy 1 :Oww man its the Donana!
Guy 3 : RUN!!!
Guy 2 : why am i guy two?

by MR.Turple March 23, 2010