Skip to main content

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
mugGet the Johnny Donkey Dickmug.

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
mugGet the sucks the donkey dickmug.

Honkey Donkey Dick

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
mugGet the Honkey Donkey Dickmug.

rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.
I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.
by fluffer November 23, 2002
mugGet the rubber donkey dickmug.

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
mugGet the Big Floppy Donkey Dickmug.

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.
by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003
mugGet the big floppy donkey dickmug.

Share this definition