Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in Saul Goodman's television advertisement:
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
by bradleysheadissick August 17, 2023
Get the Did you know you have rights? mug.This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.
In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.
In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.
by GangerDay July 27, 2010
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UK origin. Named after the French girl's name Mathilde, and generally used to express a combination of amusement and embarrassment (sometime with a dose of incompetence), much like the world view's the French.
Doing a Maddy is most commonly used when you have done something that is embarrassing to you, but amusing to others unintentionally. It is often used as a pre-emptive response to the ridicule you will anyway be in for and admit defeat before it even begins.
Doing a Maddy is most commonly used when you have done something that is embarrassing to you, but amusing to others unintentionally. It is often used as a pre-emptive response to the ridicule you will anyway be in for and admit defeat before it even begins.
Laura: "I did a Maddy this morning..."
Lisa: "Really? What happened?"
Laura: "I overslept and tried to wash my hands with toothpaste"
Lisa: "Really? What happened?"
Laura: "I overslept and tried to wash my hands with toothpaste"
by Kian379 October 31, 2011
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Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009
Get the Did I say you can cook in my kitchen? mug.Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
by FuseWorld February 19, 2011
Get the Did a Christian Beaumont mug.To be such a drunken mess and a lightweight that upon imbibing copious amounts of alcohol you are rendered involuntarily unconscious and unable to be wrested from your slumber.
I’m such a mess, I got so drunk at that party the other night that I did a mel and woke up on the couch on my own and everyone had gone home
by Lorenstinks March 5, 2012
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Cindy: To what?
Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*
Cindy: *Orgasm*
Cindy: To what?
Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*
Cindy: *Orgasm*
by Specks December 14, 2012
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