Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.
Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."
by fortysixandtwo March 10, 2007
by David Blake July 17, 2006
After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB
by mortgage guy November 10, 2004
Calling the right to something, which then must be immediately followed by a sword duel in order to prove your worth.
by amqueen September 20, 2018
STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
by alexdog69 April 17, 2006
A difficult task, especially the act of inserting one's own testicles into a vagina. Derived from acronym DIB, or "dog in bathtub," referring to the difficulty of placing a canine into an enclosed area of water.
"Understanding Suslin lines is dib."
by Kyle Woodward September 04, 2004
a slang term for the euphoric and spinal fludid draining drug xtc. came from officer dibble and was shortened as chief gurners cant say dibble without laughing intensly.
by deathznow September 12, 2006