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No Dick Bostwick

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021
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rescue dick

The showing off of one's prowess as an animal rescue, shelter, or other organization by making statements that the work you have done so far outweighs the work all others on the planet have done.
Barbara showed me her rescue dick when she said "I have personally rescued thousands of cats and spent $16000 dollars of my own money to do it"
by RescueDick August 29, 2015
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Tito Dick

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016
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safe dick

Safe dick is the dick you go to when you break up with your s-o and you need a good dickin' but dont want STD's from a new dick and want to be cuddled afterward.

Safe dick is usually a guy you are already friends with and won't make a casual hook up awkward afterward. This guy cares for your well being, but doesnt want a relationship so he will always be down to have sex and cuddle.
Girl 1: i need to get fucked
Girl 2: go look on tinder
Girl 1: nah, im not trynna get an STD right now, I'll hit up tommy for some safe dick.
by idontknowman99 December 5, 2017
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Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
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Swamp dick

1. Sweaty and stinky balls and Johnson, see crotch rot.
2. Term for caucasian male(s) from non-caucasian male(s), can be racist in use and typically toward southerners, but seeing increase use in Northern California recently.
1. After a night of hot and heavy sex Tyler had a bad case of swamp dick.
2. There's one guy who everything he sees Tyler he screams "Hey swamp dick" at him.
by Humrunner November 9, 2015
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cut to the dog's dick

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?
by Texican1911 January 11, 2017
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