momentary dementia

the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!

had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required

momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head

by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.

Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!

by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010

Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010

the dementia

A certian kind of hang over that involves involentary giggling and incessant laughter over the the most mundane matters. Sometimes more fun than the drunk you experienced the night before.

*over constant laughing* "Shit! We've got the dementia!"

by Radcliffe July 20, 2008

Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

frontotemporal-dementia

frontotemporal-dementia: the second terms of dementia

frontotemporal-dementia: the research has discovered that frontotemporal-dementia has been a second terms of dementia.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 29, 2017

Dream dementia

When you can never tell if your awake or sleep.

Ma. That last dmt trip deranged my putter most selfs reality I can’t allow myself to feel dream dementia or can I even help it.

by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019