Defiling

When two or more people are taking pictures of each other in the act of dry humping people, monuments, signs, bicycles, etc.

Usually preceded, accompanied, and followed by the consumption of alcohol

Thursday night we had a few beers and went defiling. You know that statue of the girl in the park? I got a picture of Gaz french kissing her and cupping her breast while Dave was riding her from behind.

by Defiling Dave September 1, 2006

Wheeling and Dealing

Verb,
A term describing when a man will flirt with one of the opposite sex.

Term Coined in Wayne's World II (1993)

Drake, quite Wheeling and Dealing that Chick!

by A Real Stouffer May 25, 2008

demacking

Is when a guy starts to download love poems and pictures of hearts and small animals from some mobile phone provider, and sends them to all the girls on his phone, thereby demacking himself.

U should read what John text my sister yesterday, some shit about rabbits and love. He is tolaly demacking himself!

by Hennie D August 1, 2007

emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).

I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.

by David W Williamson January 4, 2008

Subject Line Emailing

Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.

Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?

by unklephester October 8, 2011

defiling the purity ring

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.

“Defiling the Purity Ring”

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

by Regina Filange June 15, 2023

deafling

A non-derogatory term for a deaf person, but mainly a deaf lunch lady that hates you and pesters you every lunch period.

A deaf person who you make a countless number of crude jokes and scenerios about.

Come here you little deafling... I can't hear you.

by Scene Sean July 14, 2007