Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

Feegal dandruff

Feegal dandruff is the White flakey skin found in the hair around a dogs rectum.

"Hey Jimmy, your dog's asshole is covered with Feegal dandruff!"

by Madraig Peaney June 14, 2016

Gods dandruff

Snow or really good cocaine that makes u see heaven

I got gods dandruff

by BrainGriffin October 28, 2018

Kentucky Dandruff

Slang for meth amphetamine

The officer sprinkled some Kentucky Dandruff about the crime scene to make it appear drug related

by bobbyopulent October 18, 2010

society dandruff

unsufferable itching in your groin or in the ass-hole.

"hell, it's like a crab on the rocks, it's a society dandruff!"

by pigmalion July 27, 2009

Party Dandruff

When you plan a party and a LOT people say they'll come, but then they "flake" on you at the last second and say they can't come. Party Dandruff only occurs when you have several people flake on you not <5, but >10

a: 100 people confirmed they were coming to my birthday party on Facebook!
b: I hate when people flake on me!
a: I know! So many people flaked on my party and now I have party dandruff

by showtime2010 February 07, 2010

Eyebrow Dandruff

It is the white flakes that are located in someones eyebrows. The flakes have been know to fall in a person's eyes and cause blindness.

Buttaman: Yo homie, what's that on your face?

Luther: Don't know what you talking about pimpin.

Buttaman: Man you got some eyebrow dandruff, bad.

by Julio Rumundo June 13, 2008