cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cummed

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018

cumclear

When your "cum" is clear because of a lack of sperm, normally occurring in younger or older men (12-17, 75+)

Girlfriend: Is that cumclear??
Boyfriend: Yeah, I just hit puberty
Girlfriend: Oh, so does that mean i cant get pregnant??
Boyfriend: IDK, how would I know??
Girlfriend: Wow, are you a virgin?
Boyfriend: Not anymore
Girlfriend: Ohhhh.. OK!

by ChinxMiser<3syellow March 13, 2011

cummemerate

Cummemerate: When you appear to show respect during a ceremony, but can't rest playing with yourself.

Enjoy the ceremony?
umm...i was cummemerating, sorry. its a habit.

Cummemerate. its respectful

by jansfkjn January 22, 2014

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017

Cumble Guy

A guy which is humble and cool

Guy1:Yo, that Frazer dude is a cumble guy!
Guy2: Yeah he is

by Mitloy April 15, 2020

Cummie Wobbie

A nickname given to a person's S/O who is considered cute but extremely horny

"You're my cummie wobbie, but you need to stop being horny all the time"

by WineThe3rd May 4, 2021