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CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.
wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!
by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007
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Cumtunnel

The male reproductive organ; a tunnel used for transporting jizz; usually referred to in the company of cumdumpster.
Dude, you really fucked the shit out of her cumdumpster with your cumtunnel.
by Clavis Jotey November 3, 2004
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Cumrun

When a person goes out for the sole purpose of hooking up. Similar to a milk run, a woman may get dressed sexy to attract guys and go for a cumrun. Or, a guy gets ready and goes out with the intention of cumming. (then finds someone to do that with )
This girl at the bar is definitely on a cumrun tonight. Shes got on her cumrun dress tonight! This group of guys are definitely on a cumrun tonight, so aggressive!
by ladyGram December 16, 2013
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cumunist

A person who is or demonstrates the traits of a extremely gay individual who cums on all things while supporting communist ideals.
The cumunist in the USSR would cum all over things to provide flavor to non edible items to make eating them easier.
by Nobody6987 May 10, 2017
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cumfuck

1. a woman who just recieved anal intercourse and a licks the seminal residue off her partner's penis.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.
Veronica is a cumfuck due to the fact that she enjoys swallowing large amounts of cum.
by F. Harris September 19, 2006
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cumfungus

bruh my head board got cumfungus
by kgrizz November 4, 2021
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cummunity chest

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.
Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.
by RockinSockin May 20, 2014
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