cumfunnel

Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.

Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!

by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 8, 2003

Cumjunctivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 11, 2003

Cumruns

n. (kum'runs) When a person has received anal-pounding from a male (of any species) and has had ejaculatry substances dispensed within their rectum (or higher within the intestinal tract, depending on the monstrosity of the perpetrator), the receiver will obtain this diarrhea-like urgency to explosively relinquish the gooey-lovin'.

Those 4 hispanic gang-bangers fucked my ass raw last night, and filled me with their moustacho-man-juice. It gave me the cumruns all morning!

by Fluffy Lee November 28, 2003

cumguzzlinggutterslut

derogatory term usually used towards white trash sluts

Yo bitch, your a cumguzzlinggutterslut

by LDawg December 10, 2004

cummunication

A form of wordless communication, mostly involving grunting (for men) or moaning (for women) to let the person of the opposite sex know how pleased you are with their hard work.

After cummunication with Paul, Ally ran to the bathroom to get some tissues and mouthwash.

by Dave Chappelle's Cousin November 8, 2011

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

by pedro May 13, 2005