Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.

This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.

by DaveShaw May 20, 2018

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)

That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!

by The orphan June 02, 2019

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 02, 2021

cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day

That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.

by FesterAdams October 12, 2014

Cum guzzler

your aunt this time (for variety's sake)

your aunt is a Cum guzzler

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 08, 2023

Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 13, 2022

cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by cereifyougetlost February 23, 2025