Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Collette

Collettes are very strong emotionally and physically. They can withstand almost any emotional stress thrown at them, but they will not always handle it with grace. Collettes are sensitive but don't get on their bad side because they can shut down their extreme empathy within seconds. If you ever meet a Collette that isn't compassionate or thoughtful, don't hate them. They have probably been through something horrible.

Person one: You are very sweet, but you kind of scare me.

Person two: Sorry that I scare you. I guess I can be a Collette sometimes.

by Atheist Angel March 8, 2022

Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.

I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Cullen

To do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it.

Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”

by dic fast July 26, 2009

collette

The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time

WOW, i hung-out with that chick last night she's so a Collette!

by intensityFTW July 14, 2009

Renesmee Cullen

A central character in Breaking Dawn, Renesmee Cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. She's gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. She's really quite the disgrace.

Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?

Renesmee Cullen: Let me touch your forehead.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.

by KooChan February 14, 2009

edward cullen

Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.

Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”

Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.

All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.

Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?

They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.

by anti twihard April 10, 2009