cuffs

what you would call a crazed postman, who joins the marines to kill people. warning signs of your friends becoming "cuffs": 1. they only leave the couch to piss or drink.
2. they have people deliver their laundry saying its from the "Mailman"
3. they tell you they want to join the marines to kill people
4. the couch they live on smells like stale urine and Dorito's

the mail man came by the other day, he was mumbling to himself and smelled like booze. i bet hes gonna go cuffs one of these days.

by chappy pickshisnose April 25, 2008

Fist-a-Cuffs

a. A word to be said at a loud volume at any given moment.

b.Something you call one of your friends.

a. FIST-A-CUFFS!!!

b. Waddup Fist-a-Cuffs?

by Dan Somerville October 24, 2008

Fista cuffs

When you're fist fucking two women at the same time.

That guy is doing the fista cuffs those two women at the same time like human hand cuffs.

by Mummbles the clown June 11, 2017

Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.

Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."

by rat_prince August 25, 2014

Cumfusion

The feeling after you do something you’d never normally do, simply because you were too horny to think straight.

Harold's cumfusion set in quickly after realizing he may have developed an adult diaper fetish.

by tblop November 19, 2017

cunfused

when u dont no somtin DUH r u stupid

i am so cunfused (that is how u spell it trust me)

by My what ???????pseudonym November 29, 2018

Cuffs Event

It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).

Hey, I'm going to a cuffs event tomorrow, you should join me.

by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020