Cuban Time

The length of time, usually between 15 minutes and 1 hour 42 minutes, it takes for a native of Miami, Florida to show up to any specific scheduled event, such as work.

Rico got fired from work because he was always running on Cuban Time!

by The Lawrence May 22, 2007

cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.

That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.

by Alberto_p April 16, 2006

cuban mayonnaise

A mixture of semen and fecal matter.

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.

by mastodon64 March 14, 2015

Cuban Prisoner

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it behind the back of your ass so she can't get out.

So I made her to the cuban prisoner and she started choking.

by FBZ May 03, 2006

cuban robbery

When you break into someone's house and steal all and only their food.

Yo Rob you want to go pull a cuban robbery on that waffle house?

by RickySikeman March 03, 2017

Cuban Blowtorch

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy

why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts

by RyPMadi September 17, 2010

cuban pride

It's bein' proud of ur Cuban heritage, not being afraid of showin it, wearin a T-Shit, a hat or somethin' that shows that u r truly Cuban.

Pitbull, admitin'in all of his videos nd songs that he's Cuban nd that he's proud of bein' one. Now that's cuban pride

by Sandy Cardenas June 02, 2006