"Yeah I had another gay crisis yesterday"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"
"Seriously Rebecca? You are basically knee deep in pussy, how are you still questioning your sexuality?"
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Person B: same.
Person B: same.
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A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).
When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.
by elle_gee January 22, 2011
Get the quarter life crisis mug.When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.
Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.
by AceZero1 August 28, 2009
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2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"
by Nashala October 24, 2006
Get the pants crisis mug.The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.
"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
Get the Midriff Crisis mug.Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
by _pone_ July 31, 2020
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