Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.

Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.

by Fasters November 25, 2022

cryptid person

Sera

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person

by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

by Renmf July 16, 2021

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

cryptopsy

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.

"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"

by psychoman364 November 26, 2003

Crypto-Retard

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.

You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?

by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017

Crypto Jew

1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending

Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.

by T.Hunter February 21, 2022