cryojaculation

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.

Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!

by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

cryozoan

an animal that can live in a cold environment.

Are snakes cryozoans?

by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 23, 2014

Cryovolcano

A cryovolcano is a volcano that instead of erupting magma it erupts water, ammonia or methane.

Saturn's moon Titan has cryovolcanoes on its surface that erupts water and methane.

by SoCloseToDead April 21, 2016

cryospark

noun- typically used to describe a sneaky, deceptive, and oddly quiet dingo who uses shitposting to bullycide kids online; though often docile, the creature is provoked into fits of rage upon seeing its reflection or photo or if the topic of climate change is mentioned.

verb- to behave in the manner of a cryospark

I was having a good discussion about the weather with Paul until he cryosparked and raged about CO2 levels.

by Dingo Twitter January 4, 2017

cryola

a cryon

Yo bro got any cryola, i need it from my homework

by paddye3 November 2, 2017

Cryover

when youre done crying, you usually suffer from symptoms such as puffy eyes, stuffy nose, and fatigue. this is more commonly known as a cryover.

Girl 1: Hey are you sick, cause your nose sounds kinda stuffy.
Girl 2: Nah im just suffering from a bad cryover.

by im in champain July 15, 2020

Cryokid

A child that is conceived from either frozen eggs/sperm or born from a frozen embryo. If the child is born from a frozen embryo that was adopted by people other than its biological parents then it is also a snowflake baby.

John: Dude, my brother and I were both conceived at the same time but our parents didn’t want twins so I was frozen for a couple years so there was an age gap. That means I’m a fucking cryokid bro!

by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020