by ali and brooke June 21, 2008
by laura rocks July 16, 2006
When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)
He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"
by fritz69 May 14, 2007
by angel flowers March 07, 2014
Congregating wherever aged proto-dance acts play at summer festivals, and typified by the "Dog-on-a-string"; Crusties are aging psychadelia fans, acid burn outs, or just vegans who don't like to wash their hair (or their dog).
Stumbled into the Ozric Tenticles tent, tripped over a dog on a string and had mexican mushrooms shoved up my jumper by a unwashed hippy. I love the smell of crusties in the summer.
by Crikeymiles August 06, 2006
1)to describe something of over-aweing boredom or indifference
2)an alternative term for 'ugly' or 'dirty-looking'
2)an alternative term for 'ugly' or 'dirty-looking'
1)this play is crusty, I'm going home
2)the boy looked so crusty, I thought you said he looked like Brad Pitt
2)the boy looked so crusty, I thought you said he looked like Brad Pitt
by Treatz June 06, 2003