crushle

When two people have a crush on each other.

Bob and Mary both told their mutual friend, Steve, they have a crush on each other.

Steve: Hey guys, I heard Bob and Mary are totally a crushle right now.

by jimbobthegreatestholycow September 18, 2020

crushle

When two people have a crush on each other at the same time.

Bob and Mary both told their mutual friend, Steve, that they have a crush on each other.

Steve: Hey guys, I heard Bob and Mary are totally a crushle right now!

by jimbobthegreatestholycow September 18, 2020

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Cruster

A term coined by Canadian divorced streamer Félix 'xQc' Lengyel.

To be a cruster is to only care about superficial things in life, one that has no foundation to build their opinion on.

The type of person to lack a 'core', an inner value.

Octavius: Haha wow this video is so bad, it only has 40.000 views
Chadley: You are such a cruster, get professional help.

by exqueueseael January 26, 2023

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015

Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube

Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties

by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021