Time Crunching 

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

Time Crunching by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Critter Crunching 

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

Critter Crunching by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Ice crunching 

Extreme oral sex, like pussy eating and dick sucking.

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."

Ice crunching by Footlover41 February 16, 2023

Coochie Crunching 

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation

Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

Coochie Crunching by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

jumped on a crunchie 

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

jumped on a crunchie by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018