Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004

crumpler

n. (krum-pler)

A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so I've heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.

"I hit that girl with the crumpler last night and she loved it!"

by Brosti December 28, 2005

Crumplemore

Pronounced: Crump-le-more

The owner and proud founder of Club Penguin!

Sam: Yo dude you part or club penguin?
Rin: Yeah dude! Crumplemore runs that. It's the place to be!

by Ano19 January 13, 2017

Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017