crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008

crump

short for crumpet

method gurl has a nice crumpet

i fucked her up the ass last night.

that method gurl tight as a size 10 on a size 20 woman!

by money green March 09, 2005

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 01, 2016

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john March 05, 2005

crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.

"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"

by nat n' matt February 12, 2006

crump

To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on

If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship

by Kojak October 05, 2003