crucial bbq

A Bar-b-que that is essential in nature or cannot be avoided as it simply must be done. Must involve large quantities of beer, burgers and killer bud!

We've got some burgers and a bunch of brew, it's time to have a crucial bbq!

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 1, 2007

Crucked

A portmanteau fusing of the words crazy and fucked. Crazy fucked.

This entire planet is crucked.

by pyrotelekineticsociopath May 19, 2016

crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Crucial

of extreme importance or significance; essential

Sorry dude, that dunk was in no way crucial to anything, as good or as hard as it may have been.

That test was crucial to me passing the grade, but it was hard, so I think I failed.

by W¡ll¡ªM May 28, 2003

Crucifix Mafia

Street team for the promotion of the new addiction that is Mary Magdalan. Members are called j.u.n.k.i.e.s.

Mizz Maggot is a captain of the Crucifix Mafia.

by Mizz Maggot May 8, 2008