Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

crowcalled

Name for a bald and stinky person omg.!!
Idk why but he is Bucket?? what! Thats weird?????
BTW im totally not subs dont ask

bethany: "damn have u heard of crowcalled?"
joe: "oh yeah he very stinky person??"

by nots ubsical August 22, 2021

Crowbaria

A type of flower that grows in the summer and rarely in the winter. It's the only flower in existence so far to display any kind of sentience, and may smack any bugs that come near it, much like a venus flytrap.

Dude that Crowbaria just bitch that wasp!

by Dakken1 June 22, 2022

Croward

someone who only does things in crowds because they're a coward

Jeff always needs at least four people with him at all times. What a croward.

by Yuhhhhh6125 November 17, 2022

crowbarsexual

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

by VampedHead December 6, 2023

Crowbar

Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man

“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”

by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024

Crowcaww

The sound that asshole made when he/she sent the roost of crows to mob my car with their birdshit

Person 1: Yeah, and then he made this sound, "Crowcaww!"
Person 2: You mean like in Lord of the Rings when Gollum makes the sound, "gollum! gollum!"?
Person 1: Yeah actually, kinda like that, seeing as he's just a crow.

by rg84 March 30, 2025