betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and mash it down with your dick rapidly

Did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher?...

by Andrew March 18, 2005

crotchity

The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.

Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.

by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008

Crotchel

Referring to a Crotch or the region surrounding the Crotch.

Man, i gotta shave my crotchel.

by Steve-O & Jessii August 23, 2008

Cootchie Stix

Tampons

Ugh, I'm on my period. Mom, go get me some damn cootchie stix!

by trollmasterz July 20, 2010

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

Crotchless cheerleader uniform

A cheerleader uniform that has no crotch so the cheerleader can show off her pussy.
Only cheerleaders from the most progressive high schools and collages ware them.

Kathy's hot in that crotchless cheerleader uniform.

by Deep blue 2012 October 30, 2009