Motor Crook

v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.

By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.

by The Studebakers September 4, 2011

coochie crook

1) One who gets many girls without effort.(noun)
2) the act of getting girls with little effort. (verb)

The Northwestern basketball players coochie crook cheerleaders.

by BSmoov April 14, 2009

Dane Crook

The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.

Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010

Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023

V-crook

A man who builds a relationship with a woman just for sex. After getting sex, he escapes like a (vagina) thief in the night.

"We finally had sex, but when I woke up he was long gone and I haven't seen him in weeks. He's a V-crook!"

by Hewlin Runo April 19, 2006