Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

Croissant

The butteriest and flakiest of all the pastries. A polite way of describing a c*** of the highest order.

What an utter croissant.
You sir, are a croissant.

by Lucky13_85 July 13, 2017

Croissant ass niggas

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.

Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

by samknight April 26, 2020

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019