Crohns

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)

I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

crojan

The state of being super, totally, absolutely, mentally well.

guy: oh man they’ve got their life together and seem really happy, cool, successful, and awesome!
other guy: for real, they’re so crojan

by crojan April 27, 2023

CROGAN BROGAN

a man who will devote time and energy into building the glorious hate ray

omg that guy is such a CROGAN BROGAN

by THESITHLORD123 January 21, 2024

crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

Rayyan Chohan

rayyan chohan is the best person in the world

how does it feel to be a legend rayyan chohan

by Jeffery son November 18, 2020