crit

lol krit 1oneam 2fartymcfly lol kritlerunderground lol krit

yo dat nigga music crit

by 💉💉💉💉 November 28, 2023

One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018

Crit

Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.

originating in 2014 by Cloud 9

Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.

by cavemannoises August 23, 2022

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022