facebook creeping

the act of looking through someone's facebook profile, pictures, info, etc. this is something we are all guilty of even though the majority of us won't admit it

So, I was facebook creeping and found this hilarious photo!

by sweeterthanpi March 23, 2011

facebook creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's and/or stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity usually of the opposite sex. Also the act of getting random information from a person's Facebook profile by snoping around. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.

Farva: "Hey, did you hear John broke up with Rachel?

Josh: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping AGAIN Farva?"

Farva: "No, of course I wasn't! You do that, not me!"

by I_love_creeping April 13, 2010

Creeding

The act of secretly changing someone's computer or facebook preferences to reflect a deep appreciation for the band Creed. Classic examples include changing the desktop to a photo of the band or listing the band as the individual's favorite type of music on their facebook profile.

"Emma left her facebook open, let's creed her"

"I let Dom borrow my computer, and he creeded the shit out of it"

"Evan suffered two creedings in one day, I'm worried about him"

by Diego BP August 1, 2008

Creeding

Warping your voice with trachea modulations to sound like the lead singer of Creed, Pearl Jam, Matchbox 20, Nickelback etc.

"I went out last night and this guy was creeding super loud in the back of the bar."

"Can you please stop creeding so loud? We can hear you."

"He's so hot and he's really good at creeding."

by CreedFan1 February 22, 2010

creeping with the girl next door

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

by Brandyman July 13, 2017

creeping

The act of clicking through someone's online profile, such as nexopia, myspace, or facebook.

I look forward to creeping the pictures later

by The Mindless Type May 10, 2007

Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009