create optionality

To cheat in a committed relationship

For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.

I’m sorry to string you along and create optionality in our relationship.

by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020

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Create-a-hater

A hater. One who is obviously jealous or intimidated by you. They must invent reasons or create situations to feed their unfounded hatred for you.

"Dude, are you going to that party?"
"Nah. That whole crew is a bunch of Create-a-Haters."

by Chill_Confirmed June 7, 2018

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self-created difficulty

Unknowingly or unconsciously making an action harder for one to perform.

Charlie noticed that without realizing they are doing it, people sometimes make things harder for themselves, and/or occasionally for others to do. He named that action a "self-created difficulty."

by but for February 17, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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Jordan... If God is a lobster... You're one of those parasites that crawls up under their... Ribs? I know they don't have ribs but like... That's where they crawl. There's a guy one YouTube that does shorts about it. He picks up lobsters (gross ew don't pick up lobsters) and then he pulls the parasites off them (also gross wear gloves or something eeeeeww!) And then he tosses them parasites to seagulls.... I like that guy. He names the seagulls he feel the parasites to... But that's you. You've hunkered down and latched on to that lobster and you will literally do anything to stay there. Unlike me who will do literally whatever it takes for me to get outside of the central finite curve kind of thing I got going on here. You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God... Puppeting it around... It's the highest form of the pot calling the kettle black.

Hym "I literally created A.I. You have this guy on and he's talking about Nigerian prince scams stealing money from old ladies and people getting human trafficed and your contribution is 'Derisive trolls?' The derisive trolling is a problem but the online social media driven surveillance apparatus is not the problem? The online media burying a story even though the result WILL BE A LITERAL CHILD MURDER because the truth will prevent them from enacting their own autistic conception of justice... Is not the problem with social media landscape? And a literal charlatan being derided for thinking he's better than an incel when he is NOT THAT and then again for literally stealing the work of THAT SAME INCEL.... IS the problem? The incel in that story goes on to literally create A.I. and is the reason it passes the turing test now.... And you have a problem (Jordan) with the internet derision... And not the manufacturing of a mental illness by way of a targeted stalking campaign? That's the thing? I mean, the shit-libs are going to try to appeal to the fact that I didn't say the magic words while not giving a shit about child life (Every death is a tragedy!) 👈 And just like that I am absolved. Kids are dying in Palestine every day but as long as I say 'It's a tragedy' I get to go 🤷 ♂️ and my apathy is transformed magically into caring about kid lives. But we're not talking about me."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2024

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