Scott Cramer

An epic YouTuber who makes really good songs like Mr Personality along with quality videos such as Mr Personality

P1: hey do you know Scott Cramer?
P2: yes.
P1: ok you want to get tacos?
P2: yes.
P1: can you say anything other than yes?
P2: yes
P1: ok, can you tell me some?
P2: no.

by Gamer 39 September 12, 2020

worlds greatest crane man

The one man on the planet that is the beat on every type of hoisting device

John COMPTON is the worlds greatest crane man

by the hooist August 18, 2012

Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

by C0urante May 25, 2013

crabe

1. An affectionate swear word, often used in place of the slang word "crap"--although it has NO correlation to excrement.

2. Any crab, especially one with one big claw and one little claw.

3. An affectionate, silly insult for a person.

4. "Crabey" can occasionally be used as a sort of combination sentiment of "crazy" and "crappy"--but in an amused, affectionate sort of way.

Crabe!...I just spilled crabe all over my jacket!

What the crabe??

Shall we have crabes for dinner when we visit Maryland?

Manda, you're such a crabe, haha.

Dude, that party was pretty fun, but man, towards the end it was sorta getting...crabey.

by Laelithe September 23, 2004

Cramer

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!

by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010

crane theory

The theory that all cranes are derived from previous cranes. All cranes build subsequent cranes. However, this creates a contradiction. From where were the first cranes derived? This is where crane theory steps in. God created a certain number of initial natural cranes. These cranes were perfect. They can nowadays typically be found in remote areas where it would otherwise be impossible to build a crane from scratch. Cities emerged in their current locations because there was originally a high concentration of the original cranes there.

Clay: "Hey dude, check out that crane."

Brantley: "That one is kind of out there by itself...it must be one of the originals."

Clay: "Originals?!"

Brantley: "Yea, God built the first cranes - it's how all subsequent cranes were built. Haven't you ever heard of crane theory?"

Clay: "OIC."

by gtbcb February 17, 2009

crazeybitch

taking a hit from a j, blowing the smoke into a forty, takin a hit from a stogey, inhale the smoke from the forty, drink the forty and blow it all out...thats a crazey bitch... Best when done after a long saturday night working as a busboy

Yo dude you dont want to go to sleep now, were meetin the backyard and doin crazeybitchs till we pass out

by JMandJC June 6, 2010