cranial nevernude

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

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Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.

That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.

by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019

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cranial scat

The cranial scat is when a man is about to ejaculate grunts really loud get the womans attention and cums in her ear

"I give Laura a cranial scat"

by Jimmy Jackson August 2, 2016

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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

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