Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 13, 2016

Recto-cranial entrapment

An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.

That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.

by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019

cranial scat

When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.

Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.

by FartBoxPuncher June 30, 2016

cranial scat

when you bathe your partner with your sperm

Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!

by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016

cranial scat

The cranial scat is when a man is about to ejaculate grunts really loud get the womans attention and cums in her ear

"I give Laura a cranial scat"

by Jimmy Jackson August 2, 2016

cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012