by batman_is_us_ALL February 26, 2012
Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.
by Doc. Cranial December 18, 2020
An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.
That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.
by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019
by ilikebluewaffles69 May 01, 2016
When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.
Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.
by FartBoxPuncher March 31, 2016
The cranial scat is when a man is about to ejaculate grunts really loud get the womans attention and cums in her ear
by Jimmy Jackson March 10, 2016
“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 23, 2024