Calfe

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny June 10, 2009

Calfo

To be ridiculously professional and professionally ridiculous, simultaneously.

Did you see that kid sink 10 cups in a row, with his eyes closed?
Yeah, he was a regular Calfo!

by Nick Fiddler September 16, 2010

coalflake

The opposite of a liberal "snowflake" meant to describe a conservative republican, ESPECIALLY a Trump supporter.
Snowflake being the pure, beautiful visions of the Left, compared to the COALFLAKE which is something dirty, worthless and outdated.

Awww, Trump is considered the stupidest man alive? Poor little COALFLAKE, even when you win you're still a loser!

by Dave the Dark God May 21, 2017

star craft

A common misspelling of starcraft.

There is no space in starcraft. Star craft is incorrect.

by m2pt5 January 24, 2003

craftmatic

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

Craft

Put something together and combine them to make something.
E.g.
Red+yellow=orange

Jeff use his items and crafted a sword.

by KellyTheGamer98 March 21, 2017

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019