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Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.
Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.
by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022
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Caitfish

When a person tries to trick or attract someone by utilizing an AI generated persona on social media to be someone different
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence, it impossible to know if the person hitting on you or a Caitfish.
by Aiccountability March 9, 2023
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Caitfish

When a person tries to trick or attract someone by utilizing an AI generated persona on social media to be someone different
With the advent of Artificial Intelligence, it impossible to know if the person hitting on you is a Caitfish.
by Aiccountability March 9, 2023
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craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.
Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.
by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023
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craigism

Craigism is when you have almost every mental illness possible.
Oh look at that guy, he has craigism, I feel so bad.
by vexiniz August 13, 2023
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Crawfish Dip

When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."
"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"
by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023
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Crabfishermen

Crab Fisherman: Pickleball term for terrible players, usually older men with cut off shorts, goofy hats and/or sunglasses.
"If we don't beat these crabfishermen I am going to burn my Joola at center court."

"Lets hurry up and crush these crabfishermen so we can play those two 4.5 hotties."
by frozenpickle November 18, 2023
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