cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

by cottager July 11, 2011

cottage core

gibby

Person 1: How come when I search up 'cottage core', gibby shows up?
Person 2: Because gibby IS cottage core.

by DoubleDemi December 10, 2020

Cottage Cheese Cunt

A very lose, very fatty vagina.
Generally has 3 or more STD's.

"Man she had a nasty cottage cheese cunt"

by Storrrrmmm September 3, 2011

Cottage Grove

Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!

white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?

notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.

2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!

by diez February 20, 2009

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015