Costco Syndrome

A psychological condition in which people are pressured to shop at Costco Wholesale in order to get good use of their membership. Symptoms may include buying tons of things you don't need because the prices are so good, weight gain, and diabetes because of all the snacks they have and their giant obese food court offerings.

"wheres bob"
"he's at costco"
"why is he always at costco? he has a dr appointment today about his recent weight gain ever since he became a costco member"
"oh he already went to a doctor and they diagnosed him with Chronic Costco Syndrome"

by iKingRPG February 24, 2023

costco door

A miniature door leading straight from the garage into the kitchen pantry, allowing someone to slide their groceries straight into the pantry. A costco door is small and not intended to walk through.

Unloading the car was so much quicker since we could slide everything through the costco door.

by Sivirjdmvkskfjcme June 28, 2017

Costco-Hack

To go big but save money at the same time

An example of a Costco-Hack is to travel the continental U.S. for a whole month in a Chevrolet Volt.

by james earl grey August 5, 2015

Costco Hussy

Someone that goes through so many sexual partners that they have them lined up in bulk.

Thats the 5th person this week that Mike has screwed. He ain't nothing but a Costco Hussy!!!!!

by rattatat7978 March 24, 2022

Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!

“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”

by placebo! May 24, 2023

Costco Cock

A cock thats so big, it could be sod at costco (because everything there is sold in"bulk")

I couldn't even fuck him, his costco cock didnt fit.

by Ko Qweefer May 30, 2009

Costco Daze

the state in which the individual in question is in when aimlessly wandering about Costco crashing their oversized carts into stacks of oversized produce/paper goods/electronics.

I always find myself in a Costco Daze when I plow over an innocent 4 year old while trying to find the Palmolive supersize bottles.

by drugdr January 20, 2012