Coprocrastination

A team effort in which two or more individuals procrastinate together. This is used so each individual doesn't feel bad about not doing their work. This mutually beneficial program is a great time to do nothing as a pair or group.

Coprocrastination begins with the introduction of a "procrastalyst," which is a person/event/random thing that acts as the initial distractor and is used as a reason to not do work.

B-girl: Hey, how far are you on Dr. Cobb's essay?

D-rock: I'm watching "The Office." That's how far I am.

B-girl: Good. Wanna talk on the phone while simultaneously facebooking? I really don't feel like starting this paper.

D-rock: I'm always down for some coprocrastination!

by Avery Fredericks November 11, 2009

Miranda Cosgrove

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.

Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.

by Mai Valentine August 3, 2009

cosplop

wordCosplayers/word that develop an ego toward their achievements, and act as if there is no one better than themselves. They often criticize others costumes heavily, and don't have much to speak for with their own work.

"Rain is a serious cosplop the way she criticizes everyone else's work, but has nothing to show for it herself."

by Angela Costello February 19, 2003

coprophagous

feeding on dung

Sammy the Scat Freak is a coprophagous life form.

by Roach Clip January 14, 2004

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

A Zombie.
Rotting corpse that has no or little brain.
Eats The Livings Flesh.

That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.

by Halloween town October 6, 2006

Coprocabana

Any stand-alone public bathroom facility.

There isn't a single coprocabana in this blasted town yet the mayor complains that people are always pissing behind the post office.

by Coram May 2, 2003

Big Sam Cosgrove

Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown

1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"

by FS19 November 17, 2018