The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
Seeing Cortney is the highlight of my day
by kyle8293 February 25, 2010
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(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
by jadamsx November 15, 2010
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by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
Get the Cortana mug.A cortlynn is a very strong woman. She's beautiful with brown eyes. She loves with everything she has. You can count on her. She is good at forgiveness and will never give up.
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by _.cortlynn._ October 25, 2016
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Person 1: "OMG! She is amazing! Does anyone know who that is?"
Person 2: "I know, she is great! Her name is Cortney!"
Person 2: "I know, she is great! Her name is Cortney!"
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