Coronation Street

The worst TV show in British history, its been going on for 60 years ffs

mum: hey do you want to watch the new Coronation Street episode
son: fuck off mum

by Archieology January 5, 2024

coron

A moron scared of the coronavirus

Have you seen all those corons wearing masks ?

by g4illou March 13, 2020

Going Coronal

Something spreading physically, emotionally, economically and digitally at an epic and unprecedented rate.

Damn, the run on toilet paper is GOING CORONAL!

by Twangled March 16, 2020

coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

by poopsharterr August 21, 2021

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Coronation

A pandemic. It is a portmanteau which describes an entire nation being infected with corona.

Dang! Italy turned into a coronation during this year's FIFA World Cup!
The Queen's coronation (another way of describing the United Kingdom).

by Hen-Rex March 11, 2020

max corons

Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.

Max corons don't believe in hard forks or blocksize increases.

by pyalot April 22, 2021